Two new attractions were built: a spa where the wealthy could relax, and an “ethnic enclave” where Tropicans could reenact the lives of the natives who lived here before our arrival. Pizzaman wanted even more to come and enjoy Tropico!
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Our hotel was by now almost completely full of the wealthy tourists, and Mr. To switch topics, most of the past two years have been spent building up the tourist economy. Juanito is starting to feel jealous of El Presidente! Lamanda was very quickly encouraged to leave her position at the rum distillery and to pursue a carrer in risqué dancing. Until then, there is only one woman on the island with a college diploma. I have never gone to college, but if the best dancers have to be graduates, perhaps it is time that I get an education!Īssuming one is ever built on our island, of course. Pizzaman also fired all the dancing girls currently working at the cabaret, saying that a college education is now required in order to work there. As I would do the same if Juanito was El Presidente, I cannot blame him! El Presidente has decided that, since there are two cabarets, one for himself and one for the people of the world, the first should be declared “off-limits,” and only he is allowed inside now. Pizzaman did read all of the letters himself in private, and regarding what was written on a few of them, he has authorized me to read his statement: “A cabaret is not cliché, it’s classic.” Were some of you insulting the dancing girls of our island? For the shame, people of the world! My apologies to all of you, people of the world. At the last moment, El Presidente decided against having any extra police, so all of the letters you sent were discarded instead of counted. Returning to national news, I am afraid I have bad news regarding the vote in the last Very Special Broadcast. I do not know why we cannot all just get along! We should all live in peace and harmony under El Presidente’s totalitarian government. John Kennedy has been elected as the new president of the States, and Castro says he is behind the incident at the Bahía de Cochinos. In more political news, the Chinese say that they are sick of being the USSR’s little brother, and have moved out of the Comintern apartment. Feeling a little inadequate, the Soviets have tested something called “Tsar Bomba,” said to be the biggest explosion ever made by man! I certainly hope not to see such a thing up close. France has become a nuclear power, and Italy has built nuclear rockets that can reach Moscow! Even the United Kingdom and Turkey can hit Russia these days.
It seems as though there are rockets everywhere these days. Hola, people of the world, Juanito here, with our regularly scheduled Very Special Broadcast! Nothing as exciting as bombs or traitors happened in Tropico, I am happy to say, but from what I hear the world has not been so quiet.
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